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You can eat dinner at 4:00 pm
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off
Kidnappers are not very interested in you
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first
Your back goes out more than you do
Your arms are too short to read the newspaper
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it
You can sit back and reap the generous benefits of social security.

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